Six

Offensive: Big city traffic in a small town.

Best plant:

Five

Offensive: Com-cast (meaning no offense to anyone working for or otherwise affiliated with said company)

Best plant:

Four

Offensive: People who smuggle liquor into a federal building at ten in the morning and sit next to me then proceed to spit it on my leg.

Best plant:

Three

Offensive: Noise

Best Plant:

Two

Offensive: Urinal splatter

Best Plant:

One

Offensive: Husband Jokes

Best Plant: